May 2012
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densityschild: there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument 
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antibl0gger: i feel like anytime i enter into a romantic relationship with someone i need to present them with a contract that says if they decided that they want to marry me they have to do one of those public marriage proposal flash mobs to a super cheesy pop song i mean i would organize one for the other party but i’d be sobbing the whole time and it wouldn’t be cute so i need to be...
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birdywillow: people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
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antibl0gger: i complain about not liking my body but then i go downstairs at midnight and eat cheese and crackers and watch food network i hate myself
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bootyshorts: i had a dream that there were slices of watermelon all over my room like on top of the desks and on the floor and EVERYWHERE and also there was a guy with a coat made out of bread
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THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS. →
lu-han: the person i like and why i like them. a famous person i’ve been compared to. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex. the best thing that has happened to me this week. weird things i do when i’m alone. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look. my last night out in detail. something that makes me sad when i...
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nonzeropossibility: Local area tumblr drama: Making my dash annoying yet hilarious since 2009
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Anonymous asked: Oh Das Coo Das Coo soo can i have yo numba ? -no this is NOT jenny
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Reblog if you're bored and want random anons.
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I’m too lazy to sit up and drink water, so I’ve been using my sister’s sippy cup.　
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“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via kingsrow)
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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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kashuu: how much does a hipster weigh? an instagram
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