50 cent is fixing poverty what are you doing
(via kickmeinthefaceplease)
DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME
DONT CHA
(via funny-pictures-uk)
and how did you say your internet addiction started?
I breathed for this game
Nostalgia just crapped on my heart.
This one was the best fuckkin game ever!
(via shitnipples)
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
oh god NO
oh god YES
(via kings---cross)
Unknown (via fawun)
(Source: hopeinspiresme, via urrrricarose)
If you’re “mature” enough to have sex, you’re mature enough to deliver the baby you’ll possibly create, abortion isn’t an option.
if you’re “mature” enough to own a gun, you’re mature enough to die from being fucking shot. medical care isn’t an option.
who the fuck ever says they have sex because they’re mature.
(via shitnipples)
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
incredibly accurate
I wish more girls could understand this concept
(Source: deadybearspicnic, via shitnipples)
Why is ice cream so good